LEMONIPSUM

And I am not crazy. Because, unlike Jenna, my mother never used my beauty pageant winnings to buy her married boyfriend a motorcycle. There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory! We can worry about that later. Maybe we’ll be dead by then. I’m 37, please don’t make me go to Brooklyn. I'm not the one you call when you want to go clubbing on the town and party-dance all night. One of my New Year’s resolutions is to say “yes!” Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more!

Boy! We as a group, might not smell great. Hey, nerds! Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi. S that D. Shut it down. What the what?! Oh, we're going to have fun. We're going to stay here and make nachos and see who can fall asleep the earliest! Fun, fun, fun, fun! Ugh, Julia Roberts in a movie about eating? Give me Kirstie Alley, somebody who knows what she's doing.

That's what you use the jars for? You told me that was sun tea. How good? Like, Judaism-good, or just, like, Unitarian? She’s very well-read… and she’s very stylish, don’t you think? And you know the most important thing is she makes Jack very happy. She’s like a… white geisha. I thought we understood that you are never to think that I understand anything! What is this, Jabba's pleasure skiff? I want to roll my eyes right now but the doctor said if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.